Way back in the late 60's when I first went into the Army and was stationed at Ft. Sam in San Antonio a buddy and I took a road trip to Nuevo Laredo. There was a 'special place' out side of town there called "Boy's Town". I think you get the picture. I can't remember how many 'interludes' I had that night but one of them drenched me after we were done and I was gettin' ready to leave the room. I was pretty well tanked on all the beer I'd drunk so it just made me laugh. Took a while to dry out.
Gross story, huh ?