[sammyg2]

When he was about 2 or 3, my son used to wake up really early and walk into our bedroom. He's stand there with his face only a few inches from mine and he wouldn't make a sound.

For some reason I'd gradually start to wake up and when I opened up my eyes, there was a face right in front of me.
Scared the crap out of me the first time, when I was startled I said something like oh sheet, don't do that!
That scared him, he started crying and the wife got pissed at me. How was that my fault?