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"Hello again, Steph.
It's amazing that we share the same values and interests. I've been looking for someone like you all my life.
When you said "An intelligent, beautiful, submissive wife who would treat her husband like a king is hard to find. Yet it is not impossible and i am proof", I nearly died.
You're so beautiful! You have such nice thick lips with a short nose, and the top of your head looks like it's flat enough to set a beer on.
I want to bring you back and for us to be together forever.
Unfortunately this immune system thing has me temporarily confined to a wheelchair, but we can still make passionate love as long as you don't mind the oozing sores. They really only happen during the night.
You are so beautiful. Can you send me some more funny pictures of yourself? Like with a pancake on your head? That would be great!
Please write me back. Love, Elmer Fud."
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