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Sanjay and Tanjay save up their money, and come into New Delhi for a big night on the town. They want to impress the ladies, so they decide to rent a car in the hopes of looking like players.
They go to the car rental agency, and the man informs them that they don't have nearly enough money to rent a car. Sanjay and Tanjay are distraught. The man takes pity on them, and offers to rent them a camel. The boys explain that they don't know how to ride a camel. The man says, "Nothing to worry about. This camel is trained for city life. Just tell it where to go. It stops at red lights, and goes on green. Easy". They agree and set out for the night club district of New Delhi.
About an hour later, they return, without the camel.
"Where is my camel?!" the rental agent exclaims.
"Well", says Sanjay, "We came to a redlight, and a man shouted 'Hey, look at the two a55h0les on that camel!' We got off to take a look, and the light turned green."
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