[legion]

Brings back memories of 7th grade...

Sitting in English class, doing a "group" assignment. A girl in my group (who in retrospect clearly had a crush on me) was on crutches. She teased me. I teased back. The next thing I know, she was swinging her crutches at me in retaliation. Now, I just kept grabbing the rubber tips before she hit me. She never landed a blow. I really don't think she was trying very hard either. The teacher notices, sends us both to the principal's office. We both get detentions. (I still can't figure out how that was fair.) By the end of the day, the rumor was all around school that I got beat up by a girl.