[Bill Douglas]

Women, they're overrated - I think I prefer alcohol.

At least alcohol only destroys your liver, kidney, heart, brain....

It makes some people depressed but a day or two later you're fine.

You only pay for it once, not again and again and again...

Sure I made a fool of myself but people will forget in a week or two.

I've yet to meet a really angry bottle of wine.

Unless you drink directly from the bottle, it's unlikely you will get lots of diseases.