[Dueller]

Guy has wanted a nice pair of cowboy boots all his life. Wife thinks its ridiculous since they live in New Jersey. Finally they both retire and move to Austin, Texas.

First thing husband does is go out and buy himself a fine pair of cowboy boots. He was so proud and happy. Goes home and struts in in front of his wife and says "Notice anything?

Wife looks at him and says "No."

Husband stomps off in the bedroom and takes off his pants. He struts back in the living room only wearing his boxers and new cowboy boots. "Notice anything?"

Wife looks up from her crossword puzzle and says "Nope."

Disappointed again he stomps back to the bedroom. He strips completely naked save for the cowboy boots and goes back into the living room. "Notice anything?"

Wife looks up and says "Nothing...except your pecker is pointing at the floor."

"ITS LOOKING AT MY NEW COWBOY BOOTS!?!?!?" he shouts.

Wife says "You shoulda bought a hat."