[Dottore]

So I'm at my neighbours last night for Xmas drinks, and she's excited as hell because she was out clubbing the previous night with Lady Gaga and Paris Hilton (both of whom are in town at the moment)!

All night she kept passing her digital camera around showing everyone pictures of herself and these two ridiculous women—all teeth and hair—and expected us to be impressed.

WTF is this all about?

Are these women important?

And if they are, and you happen to be with them, does that make you important?

Who are these people?