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When my in-laws were out-of-town a couple years ago, we erected one of those obnoxious inflatable snowmen on their front lawn.

Of course, we live 150 miles away...so it was easy to deny. We wrapped up the empty box the snowman came in and gave it to them on Christmas.

The snowman now travels the country and ends up on some relatives front lawn every Christmas. Once you have been "frostied", you have a year to plan your victim...