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sometimes, being chinese is "different". i dont understand my peeps.

a few weeks ago, i went to a good friend's wedding banquet. i met a complete hottie. even my wife thought she was hot. very nice, and hot. backless dress..nevermind. banquet is a chinese event.

anyways, my bro in law, i see him checking her out. i deemed myself his wingman. the hottie is part of my friend's wedding party, so chinese custom, they collectively go from table to table, toasting, and thanking them for attending. i hear her say, "hey, my wine glass is running empty!"...i stick a bottle into BIL's hands, and whisper, "hey dumbass, fill her glass up ASAP!" he does, and they chat later. that simple wine refill made BIL stand out in a crowd! i am about to pull some wingman magic..but i decided to check 1st with friend about her status..he says, "no way, her dad says she cannot date anyone but an accountant". get the eff out! and the daughter is obediently complying!!! the chick needs to marry an accountant! and she is ok with it.

i dont get chinese people. i dont want to pry and find out why does the family need a number cruncher...tax evasion?

how long will a tax degree take me? heheh.
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