[Rick Lee]

My GF in high school was one of four Korean kids adopted by a white couple. Her dad told her she had to go to Notre Dame and, if she got in there, he'd not pay for her to go anywhere else. She got in, but told her folks she got rejected, ended up paying her own way through Rutgers and working at her white sister's bank in our podunk hometown.

Vash, I think you're supposed to use bai jiu for those toasts. I was told wine was ok for me, since I'd be smashed after the second table if I used bai jiu, which I hate anyway.