[ODDJOB UNO]

ya know about 98.9% of the time, by just going into city hall and start climbing the ladder of idiocy, you will get a resolution to the problemo.

1) remember its jus lak the military. start at the bottom. bring "official" yellow legal pad.

2) when 1st person blows smoke up yer keester, ask for his name/badge number/phone number/e-mail and politely ask to whom you can have it resolved with.

3) go to their orfice(office). and start all over. when that clown cant give you satisfaction, move on to next orfice(office) and repeat.

4) after tiring of this "zzzzzzzzzz" you will finally find someone who may help you or not. at this point you go home and get on your puter and address a letter to all of these morons. you state that your problem hasnt been resolved and you are seeking remedy. if they cant remedy the situation YOU WILL NAME ALL THEIR WORTHLESS ASSES in your upcoming litigation against them.

5) now ya are at the point of NO RETURN>>>>>>>> either they will remedy the problemo or.............

6) hire attorney(background check him) that knows the drill. have him write them a letter naming all these clowns and the reason why you have a problem that you are now making their problem. at this point its sink or swim for you. either they man up and solve the problemo to your satisfaction or you sue them into the stoneage for being morons and allowing EBOLA/WEST NILE VIRUS/MALARIA/AIDS/RATTLESNAKES screw your quality of life up so much that you are mentally unable to function anymore for fear of leaving your doorstep.


hows that?


wearing a 10 gallon "HOSS" hat and a pair of colt .45's with pearl handles, and a pair of bandoleros(filled .45LC) may or may not help the situation!