[porsche930dude]

An old man and his wife were on a cross country trip. While going through Arizona, the old man got pulled over for speeding. The officer walked up to the car and asked to see the old man's license and insurance card. The old woman said "WHAT DID HE SAY". The old man said "HE WANTS TO SEE MY LICENSE AND INSURANCE CARD". The policeman told the old man that he was doing 70 in a 55 MPH zone. The old woman said "WHAT DID HE SAY". The old man looked at her and said "I WAS SPEEDING AND HE IS GOING TO GIVE ME A TICKET". The old woman said "OH OKAY!". The Policeman said he was going to the car to write the ticket. The old woman said "WHAT DID HE SAY, WHAT DID HE SAY". The old man looked at her and said "HE IS GOING TO GO WRITE ME TICKET. After writing the ticket the policeman walks back to the car and says "Here you go Sir, here is your ticket". The old woman says "WHAT DID HE SAY, WHAT DID HE SAY" The old man says "HERE IS MY DAMN TICKET". The policeman realizes the old woman couldn't hear well so he says to the old man "I see you two have come from Kentucky" The old woman says "WHAT DID HE SAY" The old man says to her "HE SEES WE ARE FROM KENTUCKY" The old woman says "OH OKAY" The policeman tells the couple that he went to Kentucky one time. The old woman says "WHAT DID HE SAY". The old man says "HE HAS BEEN TO KENTUCKY BEFORE" The old woman says "OH OKAY". The policeman continues on to say "The last time I was in Kentucky, I got a blow job from a woman, and it was the worst blow job that I have ever had". The old woman said "WHAT DID HE SAY, WHAT DID HE SAY". The old man looked at her and said "HE THINKS THAT HE KNOWS YOU!"