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Location: Linn County, Oregon
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8. One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to
her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to
warn the farmer. She read, '.... and so Chicken Little went up to the
farmer and said, 'The sky is falling, the sky is falling!'
The teacher paused then asked the class,
'And what do you think that farmer said?'
One little girl raised her hand and said,
'I think he said: 'Holy Crap! A talking chicken!''
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent."
-Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.)
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