[Moses]

Yesterday I went to get a haircut. I saw a new place called Sport Clips. A plasma screen with ESPN in front of each chair. Sounds good! I get picked by some trollish looking woman with the nastiest phlegmy cough ever. She is SICK. Sounds like her words are gurgling up through virus laden snot. Nice... I take my seat, she puts the drape around my neck then sneezes on the back of my head! Damn! I got up, removed the sheet and left. So I decide to head to my regular spot, Supercuts.

The local Supercuts is largely run by Vietnamese. One woman, Tran, has such a thick accent it's hard to follow a conversation. I'm not sure if she's celibate or she's just a Virgo. Anyway, as she's cutting my hair she tells me my sideburns are not even. I tell her not to worry about it. Her response? "I no worry! This not fancy haircut. This SuperCut!" The only other customer in the shop was a smoking hot woman there with her very young son. The woman was tall and this wearing a tight sweater showing off her store bought boobies. We could see the lady's husband pull up in his car to pick them up. After she left, Tran said; "Such a shame! Pretty lady with nice big titties and she settle for man driving a Honda!"

Don't know why I went to the other place. Tran cracks me up!