[jyl]

The Devil forces you to choose. You have to give up one of two things, completely and for the rest of your life. You choose which.

Choice 1.
Wine, or beer?

Choice 2.
Chicken, or pork?

Choice 3.
Meat, or alcohol?

Choice 4.
Meat, or firearms?

Choice 5.
Reading, or moving pictures (television and movies)?

Choice 6.
Oral language (speaking/hearing), or written language (reading/writing)?

Choice 7.
Sex with another person, or any form of motorized transport*?
* includes cars, motorcycles, trains, planes, elevators, space shuttle, etc, as either operator or passenger.

Choice 8.
Your children, or your spouse?

The fine print:
- You have to make all 8 Choices. The Devil will decide which one Choice will actually apply. The Choices are not cumulative.
- The choices are personal to you. If you give up something or someone, it continues to exist and be enjoyed by others. You can never use or possess or engage in or consume it. To give up someone means you will never see or communicate with or hear news of him/her.
- You will give up the thing of your choosing for the rest of your life, which will be a normal lifespan, so suicide is not an option. You will give it up in the afterlife as well.