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Originally Posted by red-beard
You have no idea  |
One of the worst *****-fitz my GF ever threw was one night when we went through a McDonald's drive-thru.
There, in the window, was a gorgeous girl that purrrred my order back to me through the speaker. It was like McD's Phone Sex!
When we got to the window the looks matched the voice. I Innocently said, "You're not from around here, are you?"
Whereupon she smiled and purrrred again, "No, I'm from Ukraine!" I said, "Well, Welcome to Alabama!"
I was being neighborly, dang it! I didn't deserve what I caught for being nice!
