[widebody911]

I did one like that just a couple days ago. There's an old guy "Red" (bald as a cue ball) who collects all the recyclables in the office. I'll run into him once or twice a day and say "hi"; he helps me out every now and then when I need boxes. Anyway, I saw him on Friday morning and I said "Hey Red, how ya doin'? Haven't seen ya for a few days." (Harmless enough, right?) He sez "My wife passed, had to cremate her and take her ashes to the ocean" I was pretty much at a lost for words at that point.