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Originally Posted by livi
I might be needing your future advice then, Rick. My daughters are 13, 11 and 4. My oldest is already heading for a vivid puberty and any advice would be appreciated. Along the line of intimidating potential hymen breakers, would you recommend the classic wooden baseball bat or the lighter, more nimble aluminum items?
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All you have to do is lean in real close to the boy, and whisper in his ear with a low voice "Ya know I am not afraid to go back to prison, you better take good care of my little girl."