did a quick google for pelican .... here's what I found
definition of a pelican:
a group of guys (and "cool" women) who:
- like to look at fat arses and then say wow!
- have extremely defined taste in women, cars, food, pets, (guns)
- will tell you are way wrong, since they know you are wrong

- have banned God/god along with politicians into the other world
- drool over dogs
- share their inner most secrets with those they have never met or seen before * Pelican membership is necessary though
- are extremely supportive of other Pelicans, * especially supportive of confirming your stupidity

- includes an extremist sect that is looking to rule the world (including those SC drivers)
- like to post utter non-sense to maintain Pelicaness
- love to take pictures of themselves in engine compartments just to prove that they can
- whose vernacular includes, juan, fluff, spoon, P-car
- willing to give their shirts off their backs
- have given Santa a new interesting image

- normally a higher than normal IQ * just don't read any posts in PPOT since you'd never know!