Don't forget he already had a really nice one and gave it up after only owning it a few weeks. As others have stated his lack of 911 ownership is not financially related. In fact if I was a multi-millionaire who routinely smoked $100 dollar bills like cigars I wouldn't contribute even one penny to a nostatic p-car fund. That would be "enabling" him.
Instead of a fund we need an intervention.
All in fun, he's a good guy.
