[nynor]

its not as funny as you might think.... then again....

i went to sit on the crapper, to, you know....

anyway, i wasn't paying attention, as i was thinking about windows 98 and USB drives and such (a different thread). i failed to notice that the seat was up. i went all the way in with my bare arse. all the way to the water. yeah, it was cold, both the porcelain and the water.

and i am fresh out of berry blond beer.