[jyl]

Suspenders and a nice break will solve your problem.

I won't let my wife buy my clothes, she always tries to dress the man she wishes she had (you know, the one who wears cashmere sweaters) rather the one she has (who wears scruffy fleece).

Find a manufacturer and a style that fit you well - cuts vary so one 32" pant will fit while another won't - and wear nothing but that. Preferably, all in similar colors so you don't even have to select the day's pair. Makes dressing simple and gives you more time to figure out A/V technology.