[Bill Douglas]

A New Zealand sheep farmer had his Australian cousin over for a holiday. When they were going for a horse ride around the farm they came across a sheep with it's head stuck between a fence post and a tree. The Kiwi farmer said "hee hee that's a bit of luck" and strode over and had his way with the sheep. When he got back the Aussie farmer said "my turn" and strode over and stuck his head between the post and the tree.