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Originally Posted by Bill Douglas
A New Zealand sheep farmer had his New Zealand cousin over for a holiday. Also a sheep farmer. When they were going for a horse ride around the farm they came across a sheep with it's head stuck between a fence post and a tree. The Kiwi farmer said "hee hee that's a bit of luck" and strode over and had his way with the sheep. When he got back the other New Zealand farmer said "my turn" and strode over and stuck his head between the post and the tree.
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In Heaven… the mechanics are German, the chefs are French, the police are British, the lovers are Italian and everything is organized by the Swiss.
In Hell…the mechanics are French, the police are German, the chefs are British, the lovers are Swiss and everything is organized by the Italians.
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