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Yeah, you should hear the hysteria when hurricane season starts. They start getting geared up for it in the media on the Gulf Coast when the damn things are still over off of the coast of Africa.

"There is a storm brewing off of the west coast of Africa. The extreme 25 knot winds have caused white caps on 3 waves. We believe that there's a possibility that this storm could develop into a category 5 storm and hit our region in the next 4-6 weeks. Stay tuned for updates this developing situation every hour every hour."

I did have some sort of flu for a couple of days last fall. Maybe that was it.