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wow what a place? cross dressing homicidial maniacs to boot? what the HELL more can you ask for in a destination location?????????
now from the biz angle................................
wifey possibly cheating on you?
co worker hitting on your HOTTIE 21 yr old daughter?
getting kind of TESTY at work?
feeling OVERWORKED?
treated like crap by your company or boss?
upset with ass kissing worthless fellow employees?
bean DISSED on the WORLD WIDE WEB?
parts guy sells you the wrong parts?
mechanic does SHODDY LABOR and bills ya TRIPLE?
about ready to GO POSTAL at the post office?
a neighbor threaten you and paint YOUR WALL???????????????????
about ready to LOOSE IT?
already thinking EVIL THOUGHTS? STESSED OUT BEYOND THE MAX??????????
hell JOIN LIBERIAN 'FUN" CRUISES and let those troubles JUST FADE AWAY?
english spoken, well sometimes.
learn the finer twists to cross dressing while in COMBAT!
learn how to fight in combat like our hero(?) buck naked!
learn about blood diamonds.
figure out quickly EVERYJUAN IS CORRUPT!
learn the incredible value of "RAINCOATS" while hanging wit da homeys in da homey bars.
enjoy human culinary delicacies.
learn the true meaning of SKULL-DUGGERY?
dress and talk lak a PIRATE and nojuan will blink?
learn how to use QUAD ANTI-AIRCRAFT WEAPONS!
carry a AK-47 all day everyday 24/7/365!
carry on intelligent conversations with assorted people from around the world around the hotel pool while dodging mortar rounds.
and best of all....................you will understand that its ALL AMERICAS FAULT and you will come back home and be rested /relaxed/rejuvinated to face another few more years in the same old workplace,with the same old people,with the same old office politics!
p.s. tickets are booking fast so dont DELAY!
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