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Originally Posted by Dottore

When I have an issue with my Power Book, first thing Roxanne at the Mac shop does is plant me in an overstuffed armchair, bring me a pitcher of Martinis, grill me some Kobe beef, massage my feet and give me a blow-job.

Then she asks for my Apple Care card, and has me out of there with a new machine in 20 minutes tops.

I'm buying a Mac!