[Rick V]

Okay first a little background.
My Dad is a widower, and he now has a girlfriend. This is important, so remember this.
Okay My son is divorced, and they have a kid, the Grandson, he is awesome, great kid, tons of fun and always upbeat. We get him every other weekend, like this weekend, the house is a mess of cars and trucks and helicopters and such.
Well For Christmas dad's girlfriend gives Austin a toy truck, Keep in mind we have yet to meet the girlfriend, but she seems to be a nice lady, and she thought about a kid she never met.
Okay the truck, Dodge Ram, it has the flashing lights, the big block engine sounds, it goes forwards, backwards, and it dances, yes I said dances. Well in order to dance, it has to have music, well it sings. The cotton eyed Joe, it sounds like Larry the cable guy. complete with fiddles banjos and other instruments of bluegrass mayhem. Did you know that this truck, will store the amount of button pushes. If you push the button fifty-bazillion times it will play the cotton eyed Joe fifty-bazillion times. Ask me how I know. Well last night I flipped the switch off for the sound, too bad that kid is too smart for that. He figured that little trick out in about half a second this morning.
I think I am gonna see if I can program it to play some Black Label Society or something. arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh. How did I survive being a parent?