[svandamme]

we had catholic health insurance at home when i grew up, don't think to much of it, it's just a health insurance supplier that's traditionally big in Belgium...
As kids, we could go on ski trips with the group... obviously they sent a chaplain along...
I didn't care one way or another, at 16 , i wanted to sky, party, and try and get some chick to play along...

So it was during Xmas time... and numnuts forces us to mass...
And it's a creative mass too.. Where he want us all to go up to the front of the church, and imagine we are Pontius Pilatus... and we're supposed to come up with a question to ask both Barabas and Jezus.. to decide who get's off the hook.

note, it's x-mas, not easter... so the wrong biblical story
note 2... Historically, Pilatus didn't care one way or another, he crucified folks like we change underpants...

so 20-30 or so of the group go up front, and try and come up with some real questions.
Meanwhile i'm picking a fight with some dillhole from the other group, from another region of Belgium...i'm really bored
Suddenly i'm called to go forward

i don't wanna

Son, everybody goes, now it's your turn.

ok

i walk up front
pick up the mike.

And ask the dry question "is this gonna take long, cause i don't care, how about crucifying them both... ok?"

That was not appreciated by the group leaders, i got kicked out of church, told to wait outside the entrance... which i did...at least, in my perspective, the pub across the streat was outside the entrance... I was well sauced up by the time the others came out ...