[Heel n Toe]

Originally Posted by DARISC

I cannot help but ponder (well, not reeealy) how you, Falstaffian, Zorbaesque guru of infinite wisdom, taste and prescience, who is disturbingly close to his mother and whose only vice is gluttony, arrives at that conclusion whilst knowing absolutely nothing of my taste and sophistication in art.

'Twould appear that thou art no more than a beslubbering, full-gorged canker-blossom with no more in your limp quiver than slovenly attempts to besmirch those whose qualifications render you the pitiful, goatish, flap-mouthed miscreant that you appear, akkchuly, to be.

Out! Out damned boar-pig!