Ya know what really pisses me off? When a waitress (or waiter) gives me an inverted soup spoon! What the FK's up with THAT?
To make matters worse (and I've had this happen to me numerous times) they look at me with this stupid "Huhh?" look in their eyes when I bring it to their attention. Sheesh!
I'll never forget one wiseass waiter. I registered my complaint, he apologized, picked up the inverted spoon, slowly made a 360 degree turn, RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, rotated the spoon 360 degrees when it was hidden from my view and handed it back to me, apologizing profusely. WHAT FKN'G NERVE!
Aside from that, he was an excellent water and I tipped him 30%.