[ODDJOB UNO]

go to a "NUDE BEACH". drink heavily. gaze upon hardbody HOTTIES! contemplate naval. contemplate other appendages. do they all WORK? if answered "YES" then proceed with..........................


1) the bartender plan in say maybe barbados or some other exotic local that speaks english.


2) move to an amerikan enclave in baja messiko and stretch yer dollars. buy cheap ass trailer with air conditioning. buy a dirt bike/quad/buggy. become certified "fish taco" chefy! run hardbody "HOTTIE" especials every single day and night of the year. get tired of that throw a match in trailer and nojuan will notice or care.

3) move to sun city,az and pillage all the MILFS! become a GIGOLO!

4) go to alaska and get ready for next pipeline build! land a job(previous experience) as certified "FISH TACO" chefy but this time set it up as a "TOPLESS" fish taco joint. run especials every single day and night of year.

5) join GOGAR'S band

6) go to the arctic and join "save the baby fur seals for jesus today" group and open "baby fur seal blubber" taco stand. the PETA's will think they are eating healthy and nojuan will be the wiser,since your exalted "certified fish taco chefy diploma" is on the wall and all you serve is FISH! you didnt kill the fish they just were asleep and jumped into the skillet!

7) become a WALMART GREETER!

8) become an artist that specializes in ONLY NAKED WOMEN portraits from 18-36!

9) BUY A BOAT AND LIVE AT LAKE POWELL!

10) BUY PLAYBOY MAGAZINE! and kick hughs dead ass out of the mansion.



think about the basics...............fun vehicle/sex/beer/sex/food/beer/dirt bikes/quads/racing/huntin/fishin/sex/boats/scuba/flip flops/shorts/maybe a t-shirt for dress occasions/sex/beer.............................


WHAT THE HELL ELSE IS THERE??????????????