[CurtEgerer]

I'd run for U.S. Senator. We will set you up in an ornate office and treat you like royalty, all expenses paid. I doubt you'd ever have to dip into your $10K for anything. But the best part is you wouldn't need to know anything or do anything of substance. Just show up for some of the key votes and let everyone know your vote is always for sale to the highest bidder. You'd have million$$ within a few years. Near the end of your term, have an affair with an intern and leave in mock-disgrace.

Then move to Key West and write a book.