[TechnoViking]

I'd think there would be a demand for a man with your skills in the "delivery" business. The kind of "fly across the border and don't ask any questions" kind of delivery.

If that does not appeal to you, I know a number of folks who have subsisted in ski towns working odd jobs (like driving a snow plow for condo complexes). They smoke a lot of dope, have plenty of time to hang out, stay in pretty good shape from skiing and climbing mountains.