OMFG...this guy is such a LOSER...
"I can't screw".....yeah baby I bet you can't...you'd have to be able to find 'it' first and after watching you at work I don't think you could do that somehow...
Paul - can you "drop by" and help me clean up my desk now please (just a plane ride; few hours/days to get here; you'll be right)...I just sprayed coffee all over the stuff I was working on and it's all your fault
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Honestly, I can empathise though...we've bought our fair share of Ikea stuff for the kids over the years and sometimes, just sometimes those instruction booklets have driven us mad (and the crappy little allen keys usually go straight in the bin and out comes our toolbox instead).