yeah I loved that too...in fact I have probably used that line once or twice

...but Ikea furniture has its uses; the kids are still growing so their needs keep changing so buying a bit of this cheaper stuff has served us well as we tend to need to change their rooms around fairly often.
I'm not the skilled mechanic...daughter of one, married to one, spent years in the workshop and under/over cars so I've learned a lot, certainly know a lot...and CAN assemble Ikea furniture...(but usually I am smarter than that and leave Mike to it

).