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An elderly Scotsman died of old age. His grandson calls the local paper to place the obituary. "How would you like it to read?" asks the girl on the line.
"Well, let's see... Angus McGinnis, lived in Sheepshead. Dead."
"That's fine. Y'know, we're having a special on ads that size this week. Three words for free. Would you like to add anything?"
"Oh, well. Let me check with the clan and I'll get right back to ya." The grandson calls back about an hour later. "Have you got the new ad?" the girl asks.
"Yes, I do. Angus McGinnis, lived in Sheepshead. Dead. Volvo for sale."
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