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ok there are two monks walking down a trail. they come to a shallow river, and there is a woman standing there. she is trying to get across. one monk, sweeps her up and carries her to the other side, plops her down. the two monks silently continue with their journey. they get to where-ever they are going, and the second monks says, "i cant believe you touched that woman. we are forbidden to!" the first monk says, "brother, why are you still carrying that woman? i set her down miles ago."............
everytime, i get all riled up about things, my wife says, "honey, there are these two monks". i get it.
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poof! gone
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