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Originally Posted by A930Rocket
Second and more disturbing, I saw a SUV on the side of the road with the right side doors open. Looking below the car doors, I see someones bare white a$$ with a load being dropped.  It was like watching a dog take a dump, but it was a human. Why wouldn't they go up in the woods to their business if they had to go that bad? |
I drove a truck for ten years. One day while driving the truck I was struck with what I like to call a moment of human urgency. You know, when a splatter dump is brewing and building pressure? Well, as I drove it was approaching critical mass. Just as I figured out where I needed to go, and was heading that way, the gates went down for a loooong freight train right in front of me. Sitting in my truck with shivers up my spine not knowing what to do, I looked around, saw my coffee mug and actually considered it as a makeshift toilet. Anyways, I decided it's better to suffer. I made it to the bowl. But man sometimes when you gotta go, YOU GOTTA go.