Trailer Trash Quiz
Are you trailer trash? Take this quiz and find out...
1. Do you let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids?
Yes
No
Sometimes
2. Does the Kelly Blue Book value on your truck go up and down, depending on how much gas is in it?
Yes
No
Who is Kelly Blue Book?
3. Do you ever have to go outside to get something from the fridge?
Yes
No
Not anymore
4. Do you have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard?
Yes
No
5. Have you ever lit a match in the bathroom and your trailer exploded right off its wheels?
Yes
No
Once, but I can explain.
6. Did you have to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures?
Yes
No
7. Has your wife's hairdo ever been ruined by a ceiling fan?
Yes
No
8. Has your front porch ever collapsed, killing all of your dogs?
Yes
No
9. Does the Halloween pumpkin on your porch have more teeth than your spouse?
Yes
No
That depends on how many teeth the pumpkin has.
10. Do you ever wonder how service stations keep their bathrooms so clean?
Yes
No
11. Has your property ever been mistaken for a recycling center?
Yes
No
No, but sometimes people stop by thinking that I'm having a yard sale.
12. Do you think a "subdivision" is part of a math problem?
Yes
No
13. Do you have a working T.V. sitting on top of a non-working T.V.?
Yes
No
Not anymore
14. If a tornado hit your neighborhood, would it do $100,000 worth of improvements?
Yes
No
15. Has the Salvation Army ever declined your mattress?
Yes
No
Why would I give them my mattress?
16. Do you keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table?
Yes
No
Not when we have company.
17. Do you have a complete set of salad bowls that all say "Cool Whip" on the side?
Yes
No
18. Have you ever asked the preacher, "How's it hangin'?"
Yes
No
Just once
19. Have you ever used a rag for a gas cap?
Yes
No
20. Does it matter what type of material you use to "skirt" your trailer?
Yes
No
By Missouri Trailer Trash .com
we may need a more clear definition .... some of these posted are HOT !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck2nTUUPyZg