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Originally Posted by Jim Richards
Chuck Norris was a Texas Ranger. Ford made Rangers. Chuck Norris eats Tundra for breakfast. I heard he single-handedly won WWII in the Pacific theater, and he personally beech-slapped Mr. Toyoda. Nuff said.
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Ford pintos didn't actually catch fire and explode unless Chuck Norris kicked them.
Chuck didn't like pintos.
Chuck Norris did commercials for Honda because he felt sorry for them after Toyota kicked Honda's butt so bad.