[cmccuist]

The only guy to ever beat Chuck Norris was Bruce Lee. And then he died so it was a Pyrric victory, even though it didn't happen in the Pyrenees, but rather in the Coloseum in Rome, which is a strange place for a Texas Ranger to end up fighting a small Chinese man. And then Bruce Lee's son died tragically!

So, bottom line - Chuck Norris is still undefeated! I wonder if he reads entire threads before he posts? Probably not, because if he were to post, that would be the end of the thread.