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Chuck Norris demanded that he should be named the CEO of Microsoft. After Bill Gates denied his wish, Chuck punished him by forcing him to release Windows Vista.
Chuck Norris starred in the original version of the exorcist but it was never released as the film only lasted 25 seconds before the devil ran away.
There is no Esc button on Chuck Norris' keyboard because Chuck Norris never runs away from anything.
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