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That Jessica Simpson video sort of reminds me of the first time I ever laid eyes on my wife, about a year before I met her.
She was in the process of winning a bikini contest at what was formerly known as Banana Bay on Lake Conroe. The other contestants were doing the stripper dance, lewd gyrations, rubbin' on themselves and what not. Heather just walked across the stage in a tiny black bikini, straw Stetson and a pair of boots, no gyrations necessary. I had no idea it was even the same person when I ran into her while she was doing the nurse gig. Did not figure it out until I saw her wearing her brother's hat and that same bikini after we had been dating a few months.
The sisters just don't do it for my Billy, they seem to dig my white ass though.
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She was the kindest person I ever met
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