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3. Chuck Norris mistakenly sent Jesus a birthday card on Dec. 25. Jesus was too scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day Dec. 25 is known as Jesus's birthday.
Ah, I think that ones wrong. Chuck Norris dictated when Jesus would be born.
My fave;
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. "Hunting" implies a chance of failure, Chuck Norris goes killing.
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