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zero issues with beards. you are a handsome lot. i question it when the beard affects normal life. i have a guy in our office. he is an ex maintenence guy spending the rest of his career doing "light duty"..real jackass, dirty finger nails, smells like diesel...always fights for cooking duty if there is a bbq grill around..ugh! makes me want to diet when he cooks.

anyways, (what was i saying, before i interupted myself?) he has this ZZ-top style beard. long, unkept, and the matching 'stash on the upper lip. when he eats, he needs to full on tilt his head back, open his mouth WIIDE, and pour the target food into his mouth. anyone know what a chinese soup spoon looks like? office lunches at chinese joints, will make you stop eating forever. he needs to exaggerate the move for the oversized implement. soup all up in his facial hair..DAMN! it is like watching a car crash..horrible, but i cant look away.