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[QUOTE=Dottore;5242000]So I'm running errands in a slightly dodgy part of town today. No time for lunch, so I stop in to a small shop that sells pizza by the slice. I'm the only customer. Two minutes later three kids come in. About 13 or 14 years old. From the Subcontinent. Nice looking kids. Speak good English with a Bombay accent. They are turning their pockets inside out and can't come up with the price of a pizza slice. It was a pathetic scene—right out of "Slumdog Millionaire".

I say "grab yourselves some slices and soft drinks. They're on me."

They're stunned and say "thanks mister" repeatedly and wolf down their pizzas.

A few minutes later I pay and leave the place, and they're right behind me. Soon they're pulling at my sleeves, and its "mister, mister... you give us some money".

I say "no" and brush them off. They get increasingly loud with their demands for money. This goes on for a block and a half. Finally one of them yells. "Hey mister. I give you blowjob. Twenty dollars."

Now the street is crowded here with lunchtime trade,So we had to duck into an alley and 2 of them had to be lookouts

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Just kidding man! but back on the topic. You were set up man, they knew you would probably be generous in the store. I bet they were watching the store and waited for a "sucker" to go in. This happens all over the world. Make no mistake , these guys were old pros who probably have been running that scam since they were 5. You should have bashed thier skulls in with that case .

Last edited by vwbobd; 03-18-2010 at 05:39 AM..
Old 03-18-2010, 05:35 AM
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