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Originally Posted by imcarthur
Aside from the many, many other advantages of a long term relationship - which I fear that you will never understand - I will never have to wear a condom again.
Ian (19+ years monogamous)
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And you probably get sex all of once or twice a month...
if you even want it.
I would rather eat broken glass and die than to be restricted to one piece of tail for that long.
PS: I have been in several LTRs. They all ended for the same reason, because each one reminded me- LTR's suck.
On the 30th i have a hot young thang flying in for 10 days of fun and games. So when i'm banging her in every way that one can imagine, i will be sure to hit that once for you too, and all my other married pelican friends.
It's just the kind of guy i am.
