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Take a day off from work when you know no one will be home.
Break into apartment.
Find her computer.
Spend day in gay chat rooms ranting about the ***** you live with.
Download lots of porn, preferably chicks with dicks.
Forget to log off.
For the dog start pissing and crapping in the elevator/stairwell.
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"I want my two dollars"
"Goodbye and thanks for the fish"
"Proud Member and Supporter of the YWL"
"Brandon Won"
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